Friday, October 18, 2019

Black Cat Tired of Halloween Jokes


ENID, Oklahoma – Halloween may still be two weeks away, but one black cat in Oklahoma has already had enough of jokes about the spooky holiday. “Please stop approaching me 500 times a day to remind me ‘my holiday’ is coming up,” mewed Midnight, “I have a calendar on my phone.” The raven-colored cat was quick to point out the same humans who usually avoid him now relish in asking him to “do the yowling thing” on command. “It’s like I went from being too unlucky to even cross the street in front of someone to being everyone’s puppet.” Midnight is scheduled to try on a precious candy-corn cat costume tomorrow.

11 comments:

  1. I have a very large, very spoiled black cat. He is magical. And funny too!!!!

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  2. We need pics of Midnight in his costume!

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  3. But you should feel so very honored and pleased to have a "special day" when all the humans cater to you, pay attention to you ...
    talk about you ... think you are a super-cat with magical and mystical powers ... how could you not???

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  4. Ahahaha, that's hilarious! And what a beauty of a cat in the picture!

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  5. Midnight...I totally understand. Ernie

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  6. Poor Midnight. Black cats rock! XO

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  7. You tell it, brother! ~The gorgeous black cat known as Ellie Mae

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  8. Aww... Midnight, sorry you are made to feel like that. Some humans are so stupid :(

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