Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Whisker Wednesday: Casper and Butterscotch

After hissing at each other for about a day, Casper and Butterscotch soon accepted their fates as loving brothers. Joyous Whisker Wednesday to all!

Friday, October 11, 2019

First Cat Hair Transplant Successful

LAS VEGAS, Nevada – Male cat pattern baldness may soon be a thing of the past as the first cat hair transplant was successful in Sin City earlier this week. Prince Luigi, a mature cat who has been living in Las Vegas for over a year, recently acquired a new mop of luscious, onyx colored hair upon his head. According to his caregiver, Prince Luigi is attempting to project a younger image to help him follow in the pawsteps of other famous feline performers in Las Vegas. “Jackpot, baby!” Prince Luigi shrieked before devouring a 99-cent shrimp cocktail. He is expected to debut with fellow feline performer Wayne Mew-ton sometime next year.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Whisker Wednesday: Cat Show Friend

Happy Whisker Wednesday from this little friend who was in attendance at the Kentucky Colonels Cat Club show in Louisville, Kentucky this past Friday. He was certainly the winner of the prestigious "Awwww" Award.

Friday, October 4, 2019

Barn Cat Expects Good Catnip Harvest

ROLLING FORK, Mississippi – A time to harvest has arrived for Buford, a barn cat who works in the Magnolia State, and he is ready to pounce on a potentially abundant catnip crop. Buford arrived at the barn earlier this year when he signed a contract at the local animal shelter to help his caregivers tend to their farm. His duties include catching mice, sampling the catnip multiple times a day to ensure quality, and taking frequent naps in the loft. “Most farmers wake up once a day and get to work, but I wake up at least 8 or 9 times a day,” Buford commented about his unique level of dedication to his craft. He was later seen sitting on a parked tractor making engine noises.

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Whisker Wednesday: Fred

Happy Whisker Wednesday from Fred! Poor Fred attempted to research an issue in this book and immediately fell asleep from boredom. Fred lives with his adult human caregivers - Candi and Shaun - along with their smaller human counterparts.

Friday, September 27, 2019

Cat Authorities Finally Apprehend Toy Mouse

GALION, Ohio – Minutes of tense drama culminated in small Ohio town this week, as local cat authorities finally apprehended a toy mouse on the end of a string. According to self-proclaimed “cat police chief” Cuddles McPaw, up to three cats chased the catnip-scented mouse throughout the house before finally subduing the suspect and taking him into custody in the kitchen. “We’re just trying to make this house a place where we can safely raise our kittens,” mewed McPaw, who was assisted in the pursuit by fellow officers Fuzzy and Gato. “We’ve dealt with this guy a lot before, but he’s always managed to get away at the last second. I think we got him for good this time.”

UPDATE: Seconds after being captured, the toy mouse escaped yet again. Cat authorities suspect the resident human may have been an accomplice.