Friday, August 23, 2019

Peace Talks Between Cat and Vacuum Cleaner Begin


OWENSBORO, Kentucky – The ongoing conflict between Mr. Butterbean and the resident vacuum cleaner appeared to show signs of possibly subsiding as peace talks between the two opened Friday. Mr. Butterbean – a gray and white cat living with his caregiver in Kentucky - alleges the vacuum is attempting to terrorize the household with loud, “machine like” sounds, usually occurring on the weekends. He often finds solace retreating to the bedroom and hiding under the bed with other affected refugees: a dusty stuffed teddy bear and various unmatched socks. “I’m hesitant to say Bissell will agree to my terms or even open a dialogue,” Mr. Butterbean commented, “He doesn’t really speak to me unless he’s screaming.” Mr. Butterbean insists his battles with the vacuum have only become more frequent since his caregiver got a girlfriend earlier this year.  


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