Friday, September 20, 2019

Hero “Rambo Cat” Has Over 200 Confirmed Fly Kills


SANTA CLARITA, California – As the dog days of summer dwindle away, one California cat has won the hearts of a household thanks to his fly-catching acumen. Chaton, better known by his newly acquired nickname “Rambo Cat,” has personally killed over 200 of the bothersome insects during the summer of 2019. Pawing at the blinds with both of his rippling, muscular arms, Rambo Cat was quick to downplay his alleged “hero” status, commenting, “Some cats were born to be cute and cuddly. I was born to bring evildoer flies to justice.” None of Rambo Cat’s caregivers were at home to speak with The Whisker Times and they apparently left all the windows wide open when they left.

13 comments:

  1. One of my favorite articles so far!

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  2. Thanks to The Whisker Times for giving us the news about our feline friends that we would not get from the lamestream media.��

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  3. Rambo Cat need come my house.. get all these crazy flies. GREAT story

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  4. ummm...I think my Cody has killed over 200 in his 12 years of life too!

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  5. Well done, Rambo!

    I'm a tabby that does that too. It's fun, isn't it?

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  6. Good job Rambo Cat! We have been lucky this year to not be plagued by flies … knock on wood!

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  7. Hello Rambo ... nice to meet ya (fake or otherwise!) ... we'd luv to add you to our subscriber list, but don't see a "subscribe by
    email" box here on your bloggie??? Can you add one? Sure would be nice ...

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