Friday, September 27, 2019

Cat Authorities Finally Apprehend Toy Mouse


GALION, Ohio – Minutes of tense drama culminated in small Ohio town this week, as local cat authorities finally apprehended a toy mouse on the end of a string. According to self-proclaimed “cat police chief” Cuddles McPaw, up to three cats chased the catnip-scented mouse throughout the house before finally subduing the suspect and taking him into custody in the kitchen. “We’re just trying to make this house a place where we can safely raise our kittens,” mewed McPaw, who was assisted in the pursuit by fellow officers Fuzzy and Gato. “We’ve dealt with this guy a lot before, but he’s always managed to get away at the last second. I think we got him for good this time.”

UPDATE: Seconds after being captured, the toy mouse escaped yet again. Cat authorities suspect the resident human may have been an accomplice.

12 comments:

  1. Those "Mouse In The House" have always been problems for us too (well, three). There is something deceptical about them and we agree that TBT has something to do with that here.

    Keep up the good investigations!

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  2. CUDDLES MCPAW!!!! Best story yet!!!

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  3. Pesky critter. I'm sure if you circulate leaflets and hang posters and offer a sizeable nip reward the community will manage to turn him up. When they do I suggest an identity parade followed by a swift lunch break, MOL
    Purrs
    ERin

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  4. That mouse sounds as elusive as the red dot.

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  5. Sounds like the resident human needs to be kept under surveillance!

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  6. Oh dear, the pesky mouse caper!

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  7. Good job on the part of the cat authorities! The accomplices need to be impeached!!

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  8. Ooohh, tense drama indeed! Gotta try harder to keep an aye on that critter next time.

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  9. Hahahaha. Sounds like what happens in my house several times a day!

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